Published by Back Bay Bytes LLC
1. It has trivia where you can win tube socks or the continent of Europe, there is a part with a platypus and noses, and Reykjavik is featured, and also there's a donkey and Bob Ross and ancient Egyptian sculpture that will teach you a useful phrase in Dutch, and you can also read the third chapter of Beowulf but with more references to well-known screen star Abe Vigoda.
2. Although on the other hand, this app features the Magical Unicorn Bonus™ and is even better with ponies, and there aren't any tube socks or candied yams or regular yams or other apps that have the Magical Unicorn Bonus™ so if you like the app AND want ponies in it, it's kind of a hard decision!!
3. So unless you want ponies, you should probably save your money for a pair of tube socks, or maybe a candied yam?
4. But if you want ponies on your main screen, you'll have to buy those.
5. There's a part of it that is a lot like the game "breakout" except that it has a picture of Ryan Gosling in it that you can hit with a flying baby!!!
6. YOU SHOULD KNOW that the app preview features the photograph "Mists and Magic" by Priyambada Nath.
7. You should probably ask your mom or a favorite pet fish or the Vice President or my mom or a taco. Or flip a coin!
8. ANOTHER WARNING: It's really quite mean to call people names.
9. WARNING: This app contains a hamburger singing "La Spagnola".
10. So please tell Albert you're sorry!
11. I am going to tell you all you need to know about this app.
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