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1. The Cthulhu Diet is a dark-humor parody app which you could technically use to count calories and become a healthier person but really who is going to actually do that?
2. Enter your weight-loss goals (he will mock them) and keep track of your daily calories (or don’t, you are doomed either way).
3. You can be honest here) and get helpful (NOT helpful - not at all) life and dieting tips from Cthulhu himself. Why not give it a try?
4. The nightmare beyond the deep Cthulhu has arrived to become your personal trainer!
5. Log your meals (did you eat an entire bag of sugar for lunch?
6. The only thing you’ve got to lose is “all your hopes and dreams!
7. Maybe *two* bags of sugar?
8. Just download it and get a few laughs as you hurl through the darkness of space and time towards the heat-death of the Universe. Whee!
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| App | Download | Rating | Maker |
|---|---|---|---|
 Cthulhu Diet |
Get App or Alternatives ↓ | 8 Reviews 4.75 |
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Can I download Cthulhu Diet for free?
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Can I use Cthulhu Diet on PC?
It is easy to use the Cthulhu Diet app on PC and it works on Windows and MAC. A free tutorial is available to help you get started.
